Alexander
Welcome to slungus.lol, after 9 years 4 months of development, hopefully it would have been worth the wait. I'm Alexander Telegraph, the creator of this site, trying to master the art of HTML/CSS/JS. Have fun!
This website was last updated July 31st, 2026.
Ruthenium
We, the multinational people of the Slungus Federation, united by a common fate on our land, establishing human rights and freedoms, civic peace and accord, preserving the historically established state unity, proceeding from the universally recognized principles of equality and self-determination of peoples, revering the memory of ancestors who have conveyed to us the love for the Motherland, belief in the good and justice, reviving the sovereign statehood of slungus.lol and asserting the firmness of its democratic basic, striving to ensure the well-being and prosperity of slungus.lol, proceeding from the responsibility for our Motherland before the present and future generations, recognizing ourselves as part of the world community, adopt the CONSTITUTION OF THE SLUNGUS FEDERATION.
Things are getting new, hope you enjoy this redesigned look! We had to get rid of pasta and some funnies... But hey, at least this website is more professional now! I'm going to add more stuff into here soon...
Balrog
Huzzah! There's 4 MORE CHARACTERS the last time I been here! HOLY SQUAMS!
Slungus
Alexander Telegraph. Leading webdev enthusiast. Eastern europe. Once won 12₽ playing with one hand tied to a mouse. Started programming at age fifteen. Plays with Visual Studio Code like Spassky plays chess. Says: "A smart brogrammer can write code better than a softboi engieneer five times out of seven." This website shows what he means.
Voyager
I hate being here. At least this is way better than the gray planet.
Ruthenium! Technetium! And Arsenic approved website!
Background wallpaper (RW Artificer Spoilers!)
Contact me:
centerperksmail@gmail.com